I’m Not Scenery, Dammit!
Working late at McDonald's and someone had decided to spray the wall behind the soda machine with ketchup. To reach it I was given a…
Adulting: Fighting The Don’t Wanna
They say having kids around keeps you young. Conversely, I actually find that having kids makes me feel older, but usually in a good way.…
Mad Woman
For reasons lost to the meanderings of my mind, it recently dawned on me that my anxiety isn't really anxiety at all. I am filled…
Thanksgiving in Hot Water
Today our water heater died. The day before Thanksgiving. The day before you're supposed to scrub up and cook. Wash potatoes for mashing and celery…
Trump is Baby Boom’s Death Rattle
Tonight I attended the monthly meeting of my local Democrat Executive Committee. I represent my ward with my male counterpart Dave. We didn't do very…
Whither the Boys?
When women run the world, what will we do with those pesky males? I have encountered several different angles on the question of being a…
This Could Be Your Lucky Day in Hell
"You can't miss another day, okay sweetie? You only have four hours left." The sweet Southern lilt came from my case manager at the temp…
